Donkey Boners & Other Debauchery

Friday, September 03, 2004

Blog All Over Those Tee's

The truth must be told. I am a rock star - maybe not musically or drug related, but definitely by lifestyle. You see - the JägerMonster graduated from college last May and hasn't started his job yet. The break has been tight titties, but I am in need of paychex, Affleck stizz. The people in my apartment complex think I am a trust fund baby, but soon enough I will join the ranks of millions of Americans in the workforce. Because of 'work' I will be unable to:

Drink every night
Go to bars every night
Stay up till 3am every night
Bobvs on tees every night
Wake up an noon every day

Adjustments will be made - but I will overcome.

Wurst way to wake up? Walking into the living room and finding your roommate watching this. MISERABLE!

Bestest Lohan site I have seen in awhile. Anyone else counting down the days till this? I sport her entire collection.

Give me an eph'ing break. Who would pay $75 for that shit? The only Paris Hilton collection I want to be a part of is her 'greatest hits' - if you know what I am saying.



Tonight promises to be one of the best parties of the year. We have a rooftop party that looks out on the Dallas Skyline. Can you say schmears?

The clan:
GoogleCV
Hoffman
T2
A.Parks (Ah ha, hush that fuss everybody move to the back of the bus!)
Charlie "eff'in" Murphy
Scottland Dub
Harshaw'd
Kelly Eich.
Aus10
ect.

Gonna be Übertigs.

Next week will be filled with more buzz - I promise! Stay tuned.

I cook -- I clean -- I bobvs on tees. Aside from my alcohol problem(s), I make the ideal husband.

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