Donkey Boners & Other Debauchery

Thursday, November 25, 2004

You're Done, Dude.



I'm am blogging while basking on the balmy beach (alliteration beyyyotch, Hendrick Middle School Stizz) of South Carolina's finest - Kiawah Island. So best.

Plane ride on Tuesday morning? WURST evs. Remind me never to fly Delta again. Small ass plane. Hungover (obvs). Seated next to a 4 year old who insisted on climbing in my lap the entire time. To combat this, I simply blew my stale, alcohol rich breath in his face the entire trip. Don't eff with the Jagermonster.

Shake that thang!
DonkeyBoner Exclusive! Looking for some Dallas Mavericks Skanks? Apparently Primo's on Mckinney is the place to go after a loss. Myself, G.A.B.E., and Ed witness 10-12 Dallas Mavericks dancers (i.e. sluuuts) walk into Primo's on Monday night after the game. We were also surprised when Devin Harris, the Mavericks rookie PG, walked in later. Isn't that guy like 19 years old? Don't worry he was drinking a strawberry 'rita.

'Tis true these things the Charlie "I'm not a weekend Blogger" Murphy has said. I did in fact invest in the Jager Tap - and let me tell you. It's the tits. Feel free to stop by and indulge in the 5 degree Jager. mmmmm.

Late Night Happiness
Speaking of the tits - I have heard the best way to obtain bitch tits is from eating several Hardee's 'Monster Thickburgers'. How is this for a late night after the bar - 1420 calories, 107 grams of fat, 2 1/3 lb patties, all on a BUTTERED BUN. BeeTeeDubs, they do have a Hardee's in South Carolina and you can bet your ass I will be documenting the adventure via the Mavica.

Matty V, so hott
Good News! Matty V has earned the esteemed honor of being this year's sexiest/most bobvs man! Congrats.


Speaking of The Venus, apparently wearing Diesel Jeans, an Express shirt, and a Thomas Pink tie will earn you the title of 'Uptown Jamie' - according to M.V. Dubya - Tee - Eff.

Better late than never. Yes, that's right. My Goddess - Lindsay Lohan has dumped Wildurst's ass. Do you really think it is just a coincidence that both Lohan and myself have become suddenly single in the past 30 days? Destiny I tell you. SupaBobvs.

Michael Cheney - you might be interested in this. Schmears.

I have decided that there is just to much julliard going on in Dallas this past week.

While some of my friends have become obsessed with The Facebook, I am not that impressed. What's all the hype? Am I the only one that thinks it is crap?

MckOlympics is the new Northgate Olympics and coffee cups full of Jager is the new Saki Bomb. Stay tuned - 12/3/2004, natch.

You know how much the Jagermonster likes to pimp products. And contrary to popular folklore, the Jagermonster does not have purrfect skin. I must use facial wash products or else I look like a 14 year old at Sadie Hawkins Dance. Best new facial wash - It's so Icey.

Huge ups to Harshaw & E to tha A for making the trip to The Dallas (I love The Dallas) for a hellava weekend. It was epic friends. Jager Bombs, Mambo Taxis, and of course walking 2 miles home at 2:15 in the am. Classic fools.

Do you want to share an earbud?

"MJ's my boy!!!"

Happy Thanksgiving from The DB - and remember, I get the drumstick. Gobble Gobble.

JM

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